So the oppo researchers whom abortion profiteer Christine Blasey Ford’s George Soros lawyer helped her hire took Mark Judge’s memoir of struggling with alcoholism at the same high school and time as Kavanaugh. Mark talked about parties, and mentioned that Kavanaugh had attended some. That got their attention. Even better, Judge admitted that his drinking had caused him memory lapses. He couldn’t actually remember what had happened at some of those parties.

Ding, ding, ding! The yellow eyes of the oppo researcher light up at a phrase like that. His serpentine tongue darts in and out, tasting the air. Suddenly, Judge’s memoir became perjury gold, a story bible the team of abortion activists could use to craft a Narrative, full of authentic details of life at Kavanaugh’s high school. They could cast Kavanaugh as a villain, and Judge as a witness who, when called to testify in front of the U.S. Senate … could not say for certain that Kavanaugh hadn’t committed rape in his presence. Or sprouted bat wings and flew around the room, for that matter. Because Judge had confessed to … memory lapses, you see.

So all they needed was for Mark Judge to sit before the Senate Judiciary Committee. It didn’t really matter what he said. He couldn’t convincingly refute the narrative that Blasey Ford’s legal team had invented. Because at the time was an active alcoholic, and had confessed, in print, to having memory lapses. “You cannot say with any certainty, Mr. Judge, that Dr. Ford’s assertions are false, can you. Can you???”