GOP lawmakers in Ohio sent envelopes full of feces

All 25 GOP members of the Ohio state Senate were recently sent “envelopes full of feces,” according to a Thursday report from The Columbus Dispatch. The origin of the unwelcome deliveries, which the Republicans received on Thursday morning, is being investigated by the United States Postal Inspection Service (USPIS), the law enforcement arm of the United States Postal Service (USPS).

Ohio Senate Republican Caucus spokesman John Fortney told the newspaper that the still-unknown party that sent the envelopes were “pathetic, little cowards,” while suggesting that he would like to engage in a physical confrontation with those responsible.

“They should’ve just sent a selfie, because it’s the same thing,” said Fortney. “I’d be more than happy to explain it to them in a parking lot or cornfield of their choice.”