And while the actual Republican strategists paid to get the GOP elected for a living thank God and Jack Dorsey every day that Trump is seemingly settling into his newfound status as new Florida Man, the “Republican strategists” who dominate the airwaves are practically salivating at the thought of another round of MAGA madness.

Seriously, what will Ana Navarro, Bill Kristol, and Rick Wilson do if Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis clinches the GOP nomination? Or for that matter Sen. Tim Scott or former South Carolina Gov. Nikki Haley? How can you top “Trump is the greatest threat to democracy since the Confederacy?” You can’t.

So when reports drop that Melania, described by her husband as “more beautiful than ever,” is utterly done with politics and that Trump, who has lost 15 pounds and gained a tan since retiring to Mar-a-Lago, is indeed selling his Washington, D.C., hotel, don’t expect the media, Democrats, or RINOs to take them to their logical conclusion: that he really may not be running.