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The 33-year-old, from Texas, did not seek medical help for two years, and only went for a check-up after suffering testicle pain for five days.

He told medics he had passed a ‘substantial amount’ of semen and urine from his anus for two years.

And the man, who wasn’t identified, also complained of fecaluria — the presence of faecal matter in the urine.

Doctors discovered he had an abnormal connection between his prostate and rectum that was causing his urine, faeces and semen to come out of unexpected places.