It’s not just Mitt Romney. We are all Pierre Delecto.

I’m also pretty sure Romney is a great guy, even if the senator’s politics are different than mine, which is why I find it especially telling that his bizarre anonymous Twitter account was so very silly.

For all the years of stately self-presentation, disciplined rhetoric, and neatly coiffed hair, Romney is just another boomer who uses social media to yell at Fox News. For all Romney’s connections and all his power, he, too, still feels compelled to devote precious time to airing grievances online—even when nobody is watching!

This is the damage Twitter hath done. It is a time suck, irresistible even to those with the least to gain. Romney’s sad, secret account reveals something about Twitter’s strategic reliance on human nature: we all just want to be heard, and social media affords us that catharsis. So powerful is this catharsis, even Mitt Romney, a man with a Senate office and the means to build a car elevator, chases its fleeting satisfaction.