“That’s my neighbor’s property, he’s a gun owner,” he told the vandal.
“Oh, I’m a gun owner too,” the vandal responded. “If you guys shoot me over that, that would be great.”
The concerned citizen continues to track the vandal as he walks away with Cruz signs in hand. Mere moments after their last encounter, the crazed vandal turns around and starts speaking in a weird tone.
“I hate Ted Cruz! I hate Ted Cruz!” he said in a spooky voice.