Democrats’ universal job plan would be a socialist disaster

One imagines that a quixotic proposal such as this polls quite well. I mean, who doesn’t want everyone to have a job? You don’t possess the skills that enables you to find productive work? You don’t want to learn a new trade? You don’t want to obtain a better education? You have no interest in moving to an area where your work might be in demand? You don’t want to start your career with a lower wage even if the long-term prospects of doing so might be worthwhile? Don’t worry. The government’s got an incentive-destroying job opportunity just for you.

And if you’ve been fired for a poor work ethic, or for stealing, or for making women uncomfortable with your creepy behavior, fear not; Bernie’s got your back. In the rare event that state workers do misbehave, they would be summoned to a Division of Progress Investigation (a relic of our 1930s stab at socialism) to “take disciplinary action if needed.” If the DPI were to run anything like major public schools systems do, you can imagine it would be a study in meritocracy.