“Mr. Trump, I love your presidency, I call it ‘Disgrace The Nation,’” he said. “You’re not the POTUS, you’re the ‘bloat-us.’ You’re the glutton with the button. You’re a regular ‘Gorge Washington.’ You’re the presi-dunce but you’re turning into a real ‘prick-tator.”

“Sir, you attract more skinheads than free Rogaine,” Colbert went on. “You have more people marching against you than cancer. You talk like a sign-language gorilla who got hit in the head. In fact, the only thing your mouth is good for is being Vladimir Putin’s cock holster.”

Holding up his pinky finger in a clear reference to Trump’s private parts, Colbert concluded, “The only thing smaller than your hands is your tax returns, and you can take that any way you want.”