I’m firmly convinced that the New York Daily News exists entirely for my amusement.

Delicate flower Gersh Kuntzman became a laughingstock two days ago for his hysterical, grossly exaggerated description of his recent experience firing an AR-15.

Now Congressman and ex-Marine—and I’m using that term intentionally—Seth Moulton has popped up on my radar to prove that Blue Falcons are far from an extinct species.

Before popping up on the Daily News, Moulton, who represents Massachusetts’s 6th congressional district, proudly appeared on Twitter the other night attempting to trade off his experience as a Marine in Iraq for credibility as a gun control advocate here in the United States.

The M4 carbine Rep. Moulton carried when he was still an honorable Marine serving the United States is indeed an assault rifle. An assault rifle is “a selective-fire rifle chambered for a cartridge of intermediate power.”