Let me put it bluntly. Your junk is showing. When news reports say “X got naked for high speed rail,” the vast majority of us dismiss the “high speed rail” part and focus on the fact that someone got naked, and is more than willing to let everyone see.

And our thoughts upon seeing your assets isn’t anywhere near “Oh yes, I now see the importance of high speed rail. I’ll email my congressman or woman immediately,” it falls more along the lines of “…..boobs.” That’s it, and then we move on with our day. We learned nothing about high speed rail, but we did learn you have a freckle on your right butt cheek.

Lastly, I’m not sure what the left’s fascination with genitalia is, but it borders on creepy.