Q: Who will be the target of his first presidential tweet?
Best-case scenario: Twitter account is suspended for duration of the presidency.
Worst-case scenario: Cher. (@Cher, a real whack job, compares me to Hitler? No wonder Sonny died.)
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Most likely scenario: The Washington Post. (Money losing, third rate @WP lowballs crowd for my Inaugural. Biggest in history. Bad!)
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