Finally: A perfume inspired by Vladimir Putin

In the calendar, aptly titled “All Year With the President of Russia,” Putin is shown in a different pose each month, be it embracing a puppy, shirtless while fishing, or looking determined while working out.

Each monthly photograph is accompanied by a personal quote from the president, ranging from silly to serious.

“No one will ever get military superiority over Russia. Our army is contemporary, capable, and as they now say, polite, but formidable,” Putin says while decked out in military garb.

In another, while hugging a dog, he simply says “Dogs and I have very warm feelings for one another.”

It comes as a new scent inspired by the Russian President hit the shelves with his “soft but very firm” essence turned into a perfume.