But speaking of last names, shouldn’t feminists be just as upset at the thought of calling her Mrs. Clinton? Don’t true feminists recoil at the idea of referring to a woman by her husband’s name?

I thought they were moving away from that stifling, antiquated tradition.

So, first it was sexist to make a woman take her husband’s name, but now it’s sexist if you don’t call her by her husband’s name? Is anyone else confused?

Either way, all of this ridiculous hullabaloo can be summed up in three words: First World problems.