"I do think humour is a great healer"

Now he is organising the first ever ‘Big Small Penis’ party. The cabaret evening is aimed at one thing – making people celebrate “tiny todgers, compact cocks, wee willies, mini members, and dinky dicks”.

“I think it’s really important to maintain a balanced sense of fun. That’s why I’m creating a celebratory party. I’ve got various thoughts on what is a good and what is a bad small penis joke. And I do think humour is a great healer. So I’ll just say ‘keep laughing’,” he tells i100.co.uk.

Women are welcome to attend and men will pay 50p per purported penile inch at the event in east London, on 7 March – making it a pretty cheap ticket for some.