Republicans have won the Senate and they surely won’t screw it up this time. Right?

Most of the Republicans America just elected ain’t. And I’m glad of it.  We’re seeing more of the old-fashioned establishment-type Republicans who keep their pants and pantyhose on. And who don’t get them in a wad over every little piece of legislation.

The 114th Congress is not going to be full of people who, every time a bill is brought to a vote, have to go dig up the grave of James Madison and ask Jim if the bill is Constitutional.

We Republicans are beginning to understand that gay marriage, abortion, and drug legalization aren’t issues any more.

Constitutional Amendment against gay marriages? What’s with that? Constitutional Amendment against first marriages. Now we’re talking.