Of course, there’s no way we get out of this without part of the news cycle devolving into ridiculous parody. And for that, we turn to Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, Iran’s supreme leader.
Khamenei, whose own country is responsible for countless, detestable crimes against humanity, decided that he’d get himself a slice of that sweet, sweet Ferguson pie by tweeting the following:
As of this writing, Russian President Vladimir Putin and North Korea’s dictator king Kim Jong-Un have yet to weigh in on Ferguson (although the Kremlin’s propaganda network Russia Today has been giving it wall-to-wall coverage). We eagerly await their input.