Say you’re in Japan and you’re in the mood for a slice of American-style ‘za. None the wiser, you head on over to the chain Napoli no Kama and order yourself their latest specialty: the Kit Kat Pizza. Surely the “Kit Kat” part of the phrase “Kit Kat Pizza” is just a regional term for a fish or some esoteric spice, right?

Nope, it’s a goddamn pizza topped with Kit Kats.