Here are some of the more non-political highlights:

“I can never remember when to move my car for DC street cleaning.”
“The Senate cafeteria never has burgoo.”
“Grievance with my otherwise wonderful staff: leave the turtleneck alone. I like it and so do viewers.”
“Too many people wearing ties on TV as it is.”
“One more Festivus grievance about bipartisanship. @CoryBooker doesn’t RT me enough.”