Of Picasso, Kim wrote: “I am absolutely positive that Pablo Picasso was dropping acid when he drew the Guernica.”

Of pot, Kim wrote: “You should know that it takes over 800 joints in one sitting to kill a person.”

Harvard’s Institute for Quantitative Social Science lists Kim as a psychology major studying partisan taunting who is also pursuing a secondary in Japanese.

“On campus, Eldo writes for the Harvard International Review and dances as a member of the Harvard Breakers. In his free time, he enjoys playing pool, trying new restaurants, watching terrible cult films, and playing with his Mini Schnauzer puppy,” the department summary reads.