(with apologies to Billy Joel)

At the Boston Marathon, someone set us up the bomb
Backpack tax attacks, at least that’s what they say
Talking heads smelling Tea, live on MSNBC
New York Times solving crimes, suspects the NRA
Journalist, media, Google Wikipedia
Experts, head hurts, CNN’s a wreck
In their guts, they see nuts, homegrown Boston Patriots
APB for Tom Brady, hunt for Belichek

This was a one week cycle
It started Monday
And drug on to Sunday
This was a one week cycle
No I didn’t need it
But I tried to tweet it