Let’s all take a minute to process that. Chris Matthews, the man who said a little over four years ago that listening to Obama speak gave him a “thrill going up my leg,” said he’s a centrist. Over the course of his career, Matthews has made statements that seem quite centrist in nature, like his admission that if he were a Republican voter in the New Hampshire primary, he would have voted for Jon Huntsman. Or when he admitted that U.S. media tends to “lean a little to the left.” And Matthews could very well be a political centrist. For who are we to tell another man what’s inside his own heart?

But seriously, though, it’s kind of hard to imagine Matthews seriously being an actual centrist. Here’s a list of Matthews headlines from Mediaite since December. Kindly find the one that is not like the others.