The advice to women? “A businesswoman who can maintain her poise in a strip club will prove to be a team player.” Wayne continues: “If you don’t mind getting a lap dance, it will endear you to your male colleagues, though the endearment may not be reciprocal.” Wayne adds that the “going rate” for lap dances is $20 with an additional $5 tip.

Oh, and in case a woman can’t “tolerate the teeming male sexuality,” the author advises women to chat up the strippers and buy them a drink. “They may well appreciate the female companionship.”

I’m almost speechless, but not quite. Let’s put this in basic terms: Strip clubs are disgusting.