On Bill Clinton:

“I called Clinton up on his 65th birthday and said, ‘Bill, congratulations on being 65. How do you feel?’ He said, ‘Oh, I feel like a teenager, the problem is I can’t find one.”

On former Pennsylvania Gov. Ed Rendell:

“I saw him on the street the other day, and he said, ‘Arlen, it’s a great thing being a man about town. I have sex almost every night. I almost have sex on Monday, I almost have sex on Tuesday, I almost have sex on Wednesday…”