Gingrich should become czar of the Office of Ideas and amuse himself down the hall from the president, appearing nightly on Cain’s new late-night Fox television show.

But of course Cain should have his own show! What else for the former radio talk-show host/preacher/pizza man? He’s likable, telegenic, talkative, irreverent, quick-witted and the sort of dinner-party guest who makes a good television host. If he doesn’t have a contract by the end of January, he needs a new agent.

Speaking of television shows, Rick Perry has game-show host etched in his face. Adorable and silly, he’s wasting his time governing the state of Texas. He needs to harness his inner giggle bunny and hit the stage. There’s hardly any air between “Bring it!” and “Come on down!”