Texas Gov. Rick Perry? He of the infamous debate brain freeze the other night?

“I couldn’t believe that,” Johnson said. “I thought Rick would do a much better job. But every debate he keeps stumbling and stumbling and stumbling.”

Herman Cain? Accused of sexual harassment?

“The situation he’s gone through, you can’t recover from that,” Johnson said.

Mitt Romney? The alleged front runner who can’t get a big lead?

“Romney just seems to never take charge,” Johnson said. “Right now you’ve got to take charge of America.”