Charles Manson: Would be teaching at Northwestern if he hadn’t killed Sharon Tate.

Mitt Romney: Christie might want to consider him for vice president.

Rachel Maddow: The second openly crazy anchor to host a prime-time news program in the United States.

Anthony Weiner: Who? Name doesn’t ring a bell.

Andrew Breitbart: A great American.

Barack Obama: The second-worst black president in U.S. history.

Meghan McCain: A dumber, bustier John McCain.