After all this madness, Stewart finally got to the root of the matter, looking at Rep. Weiner’s words. He began slowly, mocking Rep. Weiner for using the term “distraction” to describe the full-blown scandal. “Distraction is a cell phone going off in a meeting,” he joked. He then got to Rep. Weiner being uncertain of whether the photo is of him, and gave him some free advice: “I’m no big city detective, but why don’t you just check inside your pants, where I believe you keep the item in question?”