To recognize “National Infertility Awareness Week” -beginning April 24th- PETA will judge entrants’ ability to answer their (likely randomly selected) question: “Why should PETA neuter you?”

“Entrants must furnish proof of their age, and a dated neuter certificate for their dog or cat from a certified veterinarian, in order to claim the prize,” PETA’s website explains. “One eligible winner will be selected, based on his level of creativity and persuasiveness in arguing why he deserves to win and how his sterilization will most benefit both humans and animals.”