Thanks everyone for being here. As you all know, I share your passion for the progressive cause and creating a fairer, more equitable society for all Americans. It was largely thanks to committed support of progressives like you that I have the presidency. As you know, we are fighting a tough midterm election campaign to make sure we can move forward with a positive agenda. In order to do that, I will need you to get the word out to your many hundreds of readers to rebuild enthusiasm in the progressive base. What sorts of policy proposals would resonate with your readers?
Repeal Don’t Ask Don’t Tell.
End the Bush tax cuts.
Surrender to the Taliban.
Extend unemployment 4000 weeks.
Make unemployment illegal.