Keith Olbermann is a giant baby

On Wednesday afternoon around 1:45 p.m., the New York Times reported that Keith Olbermann had petulantly forced the abrupt cancellation of MSNBC’s weeklong series “America the Angry.” On Wednesday afternoon around 1:47 p.m., Olbermann suddenly tweeted that he would be undergoing a colonoscopy that would prevent him from hosting Wednesday and Thursday’s shows.

This raises three questions:

1. What kind of colonoscopy takes two days to perform?
2. Would a giant baby who has a documented history of “refus[ing] to host his show on occasions when he was unhappy with management“ be more susceptible to colon problems than a normal person?
3. Could a colonoscopy remove a stick that has been lodged in the colon area for several decades?