“Poor People Suck!”

“You know that doesn’t reflect the Tea Party,” said one white-haired protester to the man with the “Poor People Suck!” sign.

“Why not? They want our health care!” said the man holding the sign.

“Now come on, we’re pretty much all Christians here,” he responded. “I work in a school and there’s a black lady who works hard, busting her butt, and she’s a poor person.”

“But they took our money to give out for abortions!” the sign-bearer said.