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“Overnight, Parachute some bears into areas [bin Laden] might be,” the innovator wrote. “Attempt to train bears to take off parachutes after landing, or use parachutes that self-destruct after landing.”

The bears-in-the-air idea, and scores of others, came from people who clicked on the “contact us” button on the Defense Department’s Web site, which allows the general public to ask questions or make suggestions…

“Would there be time to construct a Noah’s Ark Biosphere in North America if there is an emerging Global War starting in the Middle East?” asked one concerned citizen. “I don’t know … I only know that I have worked on such a project for many years now.”