People wondered why Tiger opted for a prepared speech instead of the traditional move for disgraced celebrities: sitting down for an interview with “20/20” or “Primetime.” You saw why as he was reading his statement. Tiger isn’t capable of discussing this stuff with depth or emotion. He can’t ad-lib about his feelings and never could. It would have been awful. Like so many other mega-celebrities who became famous too early, it’s as though they never properly develop the part of their brain that controls this question: “How can I win over the person I’m talking to right now?” When you become famous too early, you don’t have to win over anyone. You just have to exist. You become constantly wary. You start watching what you say around people you don’t know. You measure any potential friend or business partner by one question: “What do they want from me?”…

I felt that I had worked hard my entire life and deserved to enjoy all the temptations around me has to rank among the worst excuses in the history of mankind. Christ, Tiger, you’re pretending that you put real thought into this? You thought you DESERVED to enjoy all the temptations around you? That’s your explanation? Trust me, you should have gone with “I got married too soon, I should have sowed my oats first, I didn’t, I’m an ass.” Much better. We could relate to that. Instead, you came off like a horny robot. Again, I think you should fire everyone at IMG and start over. They are doing you damage.