Prejean replied — insert teasing pause here — yes, there was a tape she had done as a teenager. She made it for a distant boyfriend whom she loved at the time. She said TMZ can call it a “sex tape” if it wants. But she was alone on the video and no one else was in the room.

So everyone (except TMZ, Prejean’s mother and the ex-boyfriend, who presumably provided the tape of his beloved) is left to imagine what songs Prejean chose to sing on her karaoke machine that night.

Prejean said it was the “biggest mistake” she’d ever made in her not-yet-lengthy life. She regretted it. She felt mortified talking about it, but it was her own fault. And that as a Christian she’d never claimed to be perfect.