The creation according to atheists

In the beginning, there was nothing, the most logical state for the universe to be in. Though Athor, rational god of logic, approved of such a logical existence, he longed for there to be beings who foolishly believe in irrational things such as religion so that he might laugh at them and their stupidity. Thus Athor set about to create conditions in which such beings would arise in a purely logical and scientific manner. So he created the universe from an infinitely dense and infinitely hot singularity in the Big Bang. And the evening and the morning were the first day.

Photons continued to form as the universe cooled. And the evening and the morning were the second day.

More cooling. And the evening and the morning were the third day.

Again, more cooling. And the evening and the morning were the fourth day. …