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“With greater emissions come greater responsibility,” Gerald Goode tells his son.

“We can’t shop there. They don’t even have a mission statement,” wife Helen Goode says about a Wal-Mart type superstore.

“I’m sorry I used so much gas, Dad,” son Ubunto says. “What’s important is that you feel guilty about it,” the father answers.