The Barack Obama celebrity roast

What a mensch this guy is. Total sweetheart. As soon as he was elected, he told me he would come to the negotiating tabel without preconditions. You know what ‘preconditions’ are? That’s Persian for ‘balls.’ Barack, one look at the stars on the stage proves you still have a knack for community organizing. You’ve brought the entire evil community together, in the spirit of international dialog, to ask you one simple question: how does our ass taste?