TODD: So, uh, can you go over how the Costanza strategy works from practical standpoint, Mr. President?

PRESIDENT: Of course, Chuck. So, usually we have time to plan it out. For those times when I can’t use my TelePrompTer, Ax says, “Barack, just close your eyes for a minute and pretend you are George W. Bush. Think of what he would say. Then open your mouth and say the opposite.”