Talk-show host Mike Church treated the crowd to a mock fascist salute and said that “it’s time to have a little revolution, I think. We don’t have to fire weapons. You should own them, you should have a lot of ammo to go with them, but you don’t have to shoot them.”

“Unless we have to!” somebody called out.

“No, you’re not going to have to,” Church answered.

That’s because these rebels, unlike the patriots of 1773, have Fox News.