“Never,” Rep. Tom Cole (R-Okla.) said when voting against the stimulus, “have so few spent so much so quickly to do so little.” Three of his contentions are correct. The $787 billion price tag is probably at least two-thirds too low: Add the cost of borrowing to finance it, and allow for the certainty that many “temporary” programs will become permanent, and the price soars far above $2 trillion.

But Cole’s last contention is wrong. The stimulus, which the Congressional Budget Office says will, over the next 10 years, reduce GDP by crowding out private investment, already is doing a lot by fostering cynicism in the service of opportunism.