The news conference by now had gone on for 90 minutes and had covered all the darkest areas of Obama conspiracy, including a call to withstand the race riots that would inevitably accompany Obama’s ineligibility. And in the somewhat likelier event that Obama ignores Schulz and Berg? He would, Schulz’s ad argues, “be entitled to no allegiance, obedience or support from the people. The armed forces would be under no legal obligation to remain obedient.”

All of which would be a terrible shame. After all, Schulz declared, “I really like the guy.” He just has a strange way of showing it.