I’d call it your palate cleanser for the evening, but this is just… so… what?! These two burglars inflict thousands of dollars worth of damages on a gas-station convenient store and risk 1. possibly killing or horribly maiming an innocent bystander(s); 2. possibly getting shot at by store patrons/employees in fear for their lives; 3. possibly totaling their own car; 4. probable jail time and fines if they got caught… all for one case of Bud Light? They didn’t even grab the Bud heavy, or at least a bag of donuts on the way out? Who was in charge of that cost-benefit analysis? Is this one of those insane things kooks do when they’re tripping on crystal meth?

“There’s something wrong with that.”