Obligatory: A bad lip reading of the first presidential debate

To cleanse the palate, as Allahpundit says — and actually, in my opinion, the BadLipReading folks provide an obviously ridiculous but weirdly apt summary of how thing went down. Even the dubbed-over-with-nonsense version of Mitt Romney sounds more confident and in-command than a somewhat faltering President Obama, and all of the passionate-versus-defeated body language is still there (the faux-Obama even falls asleep, and I don’t think everybody is quite convinced that the real-Obama didn’t actually do the same thing). The best part may be the “I’m here to guide you through your meditation” take on Jim Lehrer, and as Mitt Romney concludes, “It’s party time, chumps” — ain’t it the truth?