Obamateurism of the Day

Give credit where credit’s due. Barack Obama’s predecessor came to office promising to unite the country under his leadership. Obama managed to fulfill that promise, at least in Los Angeles — where everyone’s united in anger after unnecessarily tying traffic up on the West side:

President Obama’s fundraising mission in Los Angeles on Monday evening may have been a whirlwind trip for him, but it was a tedious slog for the thousands who found themselves in gridlock from the Westside to downtown.

A Brentwood resident’s two-mile jaunt took 45 minutes. An Echo Park couple who left home at 5:30 p.m. found their usual 20-minute drive west to Olympic and Rimpau boulevards took a whopping hour and 15 minutes. An attorney left his Miracle Mile-area office at 5:45 p.m. and sat unmoving in traffic for 45 minutes.

No matter their politics, Los Angeles residents found themselves united. “It was a beautiful thing,” said Brentwood resident Myles Berkowitz, commiserating with his neighbors on Montana Avenue. “Young, old, black, white — everyone was pissed off.”

Perhaps this isn’t fair. After all, Obama hails from Chicago and lives in Washington DC. Maybe he’s never heard that LA has traffic.

On Tuesday, Obama left the way he should have come in the first place … by helicopter.

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