It’s time for another weekly salute to Barack Obama, and we’ve done this often enough to get the protocol correct by now.  We have two three four five Obamateurisms from which to choose this week, all produced in good fun, like cupcakes used to be before they became essentials, and just about the only thing one can buy with Obama’s tax cuts.  Take your time in choosing your favorite, because as Barack said in 2004, it’s bad to rush things and not get a chance to read through them — unless he’s the one making the proposals.  In that case, you’re better off surrendering like Hirohito on the deck of the USS Missouri.

Previous “winners”:

• Obama opines on Gates arrest without “having all the facts”
• Obama salutes the Ghana flag
• Obama jokes about Alaska sale with Russians
• Obama uses union and DNC plants at health-care town hall
• Obama plants a question on Iran with HuffPo
• Change in Iran coming because “Obviously, after the speech I made in Cairo…”
• Flashing his soles to the camera while talking to Netanyahu
• “If you actually took the number of Muslim Americans, we’d be one of the largest Muslim countries in the world.”
• “We can no longer afford to spend as if deficits do not matter and waste is not our problem.”
• Siccing Tim Geithner and Charlie Rangel on tax cheats
• Phony Churchill quote on torture throws Grandpa under the bus
• Torture probe flip-flop
• Obama covers up IHS while quoting Jesus
• Austrian is a language?
• Obama bows to the Saudi king
• 1908 Model T got better gas mileage than today’s SUVs

Addendum: Normally I’d put a link to Chris Muir’s Day by Day site here, but today I want to do more than that. Chris has a fundraising drive to keep his excellent cartoon alive.  Be sure to drop a few dollars in his collection to keep one of the Rightosphere’s most talented warriors in the fight!