Whew! What a week!
Honestly, was it only six days ago that Donald Trump was inaugurated as the 47th President of the United States? Trump has crammed more presidency into the past 5 1/2 days than Joe Biden did in four years.
Even the Democrats and the media are so convinced that Trump has been president long enough to change the world that they are attacking the Trump/Vance administration of breaking their promises by not having fixed every problem they said they would.
BREAKING: The media is finally holding JD Vance’s feet to the fire for promising lower grocery prices. Egg prices are now at historic highs. The Trump Administration is failing badly. pic.twitter.com/C0NKBc0kSu
— Democratic Wins Media (@DemocraticWins) January 26, 2025
Trump hasn't solved every war, brought prices down, built new housing in North Carolina, or put out all the fires in California. If Trump is so magic, why isn't it all fixed?
They have a point, you know. Trump IS magic, but unfortunately, not so magic that the world reverts to peace and prosperity on Day 1 or even 5. Think of him as Gandolf--the good magician fighting the evil. Not quite all-powerful, but a good ally to have on your side. During his first term he was Gandalf the Grey, and he has come back as Gandalf the White.
In other words, expect Sauron's forces to be defeated, but not quite yet.
The Democrats are still trying to figure out what hoaxes are going to work to bring Trump to heel, and with so little time they have done more flailing than striking blows.
C'mon, man. Is Elon Musk a Nazi? That's pretty weak.
BREAKING: JB Pritzker just smashed Donald Trump for refusing to denounce Elon Musk and his pro-Nazi behavior. This is how it’s done. pic.twitter.com/oZyNeMOk15
— Democratic Wins Media (@DemocraticWins) January 26, 2025
Without X to show you that Musk's gesture is actually pretty common for politicians, you might think that the media and the Democrats have a point.
Did anyone accuse President Macron of being a Nazi? pic.twitter.com/TEMfxfpv0m
— Visegrád 24 (@visegrad24) January 23, 2025
Probably not. The point, after all, is absurd. Musk is about as philosemitic as Trump, which is to say a lot, but then again the Pravda Media and the left have kept claiming that Trump is a Nazi too.
.@elonmusk is being falsely smeared.
— Benjamin Netanyahu - בנימין נתניהו (@netanyahu) January 23, 2025
Elon is a great friend of Israel. He visited Israel after the October 7 massacre in which Hamas terrorists committed the worst atrocity against the Jewish people since the Holocaust. He has since repeatedly and forcefully supported Israel’s… https://t.co/VkBptanDmp
It's too early to say whether the left can get any traction with all this, but there are reasons to think they can't. After all, the strategy is very tired and Americans have already decided that Trump is not a Nazi, so accusing those around him of being one is likely not going to work except with people already convinced of it already, and those people will never believe anything else.
"Big League" for Trump. His approval rating is significantly higher at the start of his second term than at the start of his first.
— (((Harry Enten))) (@ForecasterEnten) January 24, 2025
Moreover, Trump's made history as the first president to be more popular at the start of his second term than at ANY point in his first term. pic.twitter.com/uMYKB6iZW9
In other words, the Pravda Media are preaching to the choir, which may feel satisfying but accomplishes nothing.
The result falls flat when they don't stick to preaching to the choir. Bishop Edde became a star on cable news channels for "speaking truth to power," but most people shrugged and said, "There they go again."
Who would you trust to lead your church?
— Templarpilled (@Templarpilled) January 25, 2025
- Episcopalian "bishop"
- Cat in a Pope costume pic.twitter.com/47WC1NW2bu
Been there and done that; the reviews were bad.
Trump has a lot of runway to work with. His political capital is substantial, if not unlimited, and he is spending it to get things done. In a few months, we will begin to see results and let's hope they are good. But for now his critics are throwing acid on teflon.
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