Democrats Invent a New Term For Birth Certificates or DNA Swabs: Genital Inspections

Democratic National Convention via AP

Did you know that protecting women and girls from men invading their locker rooms and sports requires genital inspections?

Neither did I. And back in the olden days of...yesterday?--it didn't seem to bother anyone that there were girl's sports and boy's sports or that pervs were kept out of girl's locker room. 

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Now, though, the Progressives have decided that sex differentiation is a myth and that recognizing that women exist means that you are obsessed with examining in detail the anatomy of little girls. 

PERV! Nothing pervy about a teen boy sitting in a girls' locker room inspecting the genitals of teen girls, but asking him not to makes you a pedophile or something. 

Democrats are going down this bizarre path because, well, it's all they have, and their entire strategy in the culture war is lying about Republicans. No doubt many non-insane Democrats, who desperately need the votes of the progressives while also needing the votes of sane people, need an excuse to inhabit the same mental institution as AOC.

Seth Moulton, for instance, made quite a splash a little while ago dropping the obvious truth that voters don't like boys staring at little girls in locker rooms or stealing medals in girl's sports, and he was pilloried for saying so. 

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So when he had the opportunity to VOTE to protect young women, he chose the Progressives and simply adopted the claim that recognizing that sexual dimorphism exists in the human race requires "genital inspections" to confirm a child's sex.

That is, of course, bulls**t, and not even Grade-A bulls**t. The only "genital inspections" involved is the one done by boys staring at the naked girls around them, occasionally experiencing (and showing)...changes...in their own genitals. Many young women have gotten their first glimpse of an engorged male member unwillingly. 

Democrats, for some reason, have decided that denying sexual differentiation--which would require recognizing that reality is a thing, not an emotional state--is toxic. So they invent lies that make Republicans--not they--sound pervy. 

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Having even the barest understanding of how the world works explodes the lie. Even the alphabet people acknowledge that infants are "assigned a sex at birth" based on physical differences and in almost every state or county records such things on a birth certificate, so it requires no inspection of genitals to determine a child's sex. 

In states that have stopped this practice because they are run by truly insane people, there is an easy alternative, which is called a cheek swab. It turns out that all it takes is a Q-tip to determine sex, and the Q-tips are never placed near anybody's genitals. 

Ironically, most schools DO require "genital inspections" to play competitive sports already, and they are called "Physical Exams" by physicians to ensure that the extreme physical requirements required of competitive sports are safe for the competitor. This is called "medical care." 

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This shouting is purely rhetorical, and the rhetorical technique being used is colloquially called "lying through your ass." It stinks so bad that anybody with a functioning nose wretches. 

But unfortunately, many liberals have lost their sense of smell. They actually believe this BS or pretend to. And with many swing voters who are inclined to vote for liberals, the stench somehow clings to Republicans despite the fact that it emanates from the Democrats. 

Too much MSNBC and CNN, I suppose, will make you believe anything. 

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Ed Morrissey 10:00 PM | January 14, 2025
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