BuzzFeed Top 11 List

If you were under the impression that Kamala Harris' record as Vice President is pathetic, BuzzFeed is here to set you straight. 

They produced a "Top 11" list of her accomplishments that simply blew me away, and no doubt will leave you speechless. No politicians before, and few in the future, could possibly top her list of accomplishments. 

You go, girl! 

Here Are 11 Major Wins Kamala Harris Has Had As Vice President https://t.co/GnD3Eyon08

— BuzzFeed Celeb (@BuzzFeedCeleb) August 5, 2024

As you can see, the list comes out of the gate with a major accomplishment, alright. 

She walked into a place where they murder babies. 

Now, even if you approved of Planned Parenthood and abortion, it might seem a bit odd to see walking into a building as a major accomplishment. But we are talking about the Biden administration, where staying upright for any period of time IS a major accomplishment, and if words were exchanged when feet were moving, Mount Rushmore might be in your future. 

Compared to Biden, walking into a building intentionally counts as a #1 accomplishment, so grant her this with grace. 

What else is on the list? 

Well, Kamala was in the room when President Joe Biden signed a bill that made Juneteenth a national holiday, which again required her to stand upright, although speaking was not part of the deal apparently. 

You can't expect Kamala to be speaking coherently for long, so again we have to hand it to her. Remaining upright and not slurring some words is a major task in the White House these days, and Kamala managed to do it. 

Another win for Kamala and BuzzFeed, I would say. 

BuzzFeed also gives her credit for leading the Central America Forward initiative, which is another way of saying she was in charge of reducing illegal immigration into the United States along the Southern border. 

Apparently, BuzzFeed thinks "leadership" of an initiative that failed miserably is an accomplishment, so by that standard, I again have to give this one to Kamala and BuzzFeed. Indeed, she was the Border Czar, and if being a failure while leading an initiative is an accomplishment, I say this would qualify. Sort of a DEI way of looking at things--it is an accomplishment to have a position, no matter if you do it well at all. 

Diverstity!

I'm pretty sure some of these "accomplishments" are pretty hard to justify, such as pushing for "Build Back Better," which spent so much money on so many things that BuzzFeed basically gives her credit for spending a lot of money on nice-sounding things. Not exactly certain how Kamala fits in there except for Being a butt in the seat when things happened, but so what? 

Winning!

Same with bringing back Britney Griner, for which Kamala is given credit by BuzzFeed. Something tells me that Kamala Harris had about as much to do with that as I did, but whatever. She existed. She was in the administration. She should get the credit, I suppose, as long as she takes credit for Bidenomics. 

Apparently, she also led the negotiations for the Russian hostages. I am sure that is news to her, to the actual negotiators, and to Russia, but again--if she takes the blame for Afghanistan, inflation, oil prices, and her cackle, I am willing to give her sole credit for facing down Putin on this one. 

That would be a fair trade. 

If you want to waste a few minutes you can read the entire BuzzFeed-worthy article, which has the depth of a puddle and the clarity of mud, but you get a good enough idea. 

Kamala, even in the hands of propagandists, looks really weak and worthless. If your greatest accomplishments are walking into a butcher shop for babies and watching a president sign a bill, you have done absolutely nothing. A mannequin would have been as accomplished as Harris. 

At least the mannequin wouldn't have looked and sounded drunk all the time.