There is a joke that Prime Minister Trudeau of Canada is female. A “trans-man,” as they say.

The joke is based on his rather feminine prettiness and his habit of sitting and crossing his legs like a woman. Most men “man spread” and cross their legs a certain way due to their anatomy, which inconveniently places our man bits such that crossing their legs otherwise is uncomfortable.

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— Awake Aggie 🍿 (@AwakeAggie) December 25, 2023

Justin Trudeau doesn’t seem bothered by his nether regions getting crushed, while his political opponent Pierre Poilievre is a confirmed man spreader.

Men, what is stopping you from sitting like this?
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— Kat Kanada (@KatKanada_TM) July 28, 2023

If you are a conservative, the joke is not meant to be kind. Conservatives still think men are men and that Canadian women make a mean breakfast before going out to chop the wood. The suspicion is that one of those fine Canadian women chopped Justin’s wood.

Just kidding!

Given the prevalence of alphabet ideology on the Left, perhaps PM Trudeau is trying to get a few extra votes by appealing to the alphabet crowd. Probably not, of course. The Canadian wood-chopping woman is more likely.

Trudeau has given ammunition to his critics by ensuring that all the bathrooms at Parliament are well stocked with feminine hygiene products, including the bathrooms for men.

Is he signaling something to his constituency?

The answer to that question is obviously “Yes.” However, the signal may not be about his own gender but rather his openness to embracing the gender identity of any Tom, Dick, or Hairy.

See what I did there? I am proud of that Dad joke.

The Prime Minister of Canada Justin Trudeau has issued a new policy that requires tampons and sanitary napkins in men’s bathrooms in the Canadian Parliament and all federally-regulated employers. This includes airports and military bases.

The change was announced back in May of… pic.twitter.com/YXWJ1mxVD4

— RedWave Press (@RedWave_Press) December 26, 2023

The policy wasn’t implemented solely for Parliament; every government bathroom in Canada will now be well-stocked with feminine hygiene products.

Until this policy was set earlier in the year, the government didn’t provide anybody with this courtesy. It wasn’t until the alphabet people demanded it–not because “trans-men” couldn’t afford their own tampons or pads, but to make a point–that the Canadian government thought about free hygiene products for bonus hole owners. (Yes, that is the term that a cervical cancer center uses to describe a part of the female anatomy.)

I haven’t a strong opinion about whether women’s rooms should provide free access to feminine hygiene products because, well, it never occurred to me until recently to think about it. I man spread, you see, and this is not an issue for me. I assumed that if women had a strong opinion about the issue, they would bring it up themselves. It took me years of marriage before I felt comfortable buying the products, no less having a policy discussion about them.

I certainly have no objection to doing so, although mandates for private companies would be too much. If this is a major problem it certainly would be cheap to fix.

But putting such products in men’s rooms is just silly and is only being done to poke “gender-critical” people in the eye. It is intended to be a constant reminder that we should “respect” the gender image of everybody and anybody, regardless of biological reality.

After all, if this weren’t the case, there would have been such products in women’s rooms before this issue became hot. It isn’t about respecting women but embracing trans.

To which I say, screw you, Justin. I can’t wait until Canadians kick you out, and I, for one, will enjoy seeing the door hit you in the a**.

The next Prime Minister of Canada sits like a confident alpha male

The posture, the leg spread, the sock choice

The Pierre Poilievre era can't come soon enough pic.twitter.com/7b14ttDGpE

— The Pleb 🇨🇦 Reporter (@truckdriverpleb) December 21, 2023