The new face of Smirnoff Vodka

Smirnoff: “Hold my Bud Light.”

There’s a new perverted man in women’s clothing who is fronting for an adult beverage brand, and this one has an OnlyFans account!

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You can watch him get smashed on awful Vodka and get undressed for the low low price of…I didn’t check. I don’t want to know. WGAF?

Smirnoff apparently had some sort of drag contest searching for a new Pride Ambassador, and “theonlymaxine” is all over it, and Smirnoff is all over her too.

It makes sense that Maxine would want to partner with Smirnoff since it would take quite a few of those Pink Passion Cosmos to find anything about his act remotely watchable. His whole persona is repulsive in the extreme.

Because it is disgusting, Maxine is now considered a perfect brand ambassador.

Smirnoff has been in the gender-bending business far longer than Bud Light, and as one of 200 brands owned by the huge conglomerate Diageo, they are fully signed up to the ESG/destroy Western society agenda.

A quick trip to their website shows the level of commitment to the World Economic Forum’s agenda, complete with lectures about tolerance and inclusion, sustainability, and a commitment to using their advertising to promote progressive causes. Literally, they say that.

They are big into the whole “Pride” and transgender ideology, and they even have a partnership with Spotify to help you diversify the gender of the artists you listen to. Share with them your musical tastes and they will tell you how to be a better global citizen.

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It’s creepy in the extreme.

So it shouldn’t be a surprise that one of their brand ambassadors is this person:

“RT if you can deepthroat it!” Nice.

I would be tempted to ask the marketing people “What?! Are you drunk?!” but what’s the point?

This is the new transnational corporation, dedicated to the destruction of the family, our Western values, and ultimately any kind of society that promotes anything but pursuing one’s own perverted bliss.

Bread and circuses. That worked out well for the late Roman empire.

Hiring a man who exposes his own genitals to the Texas State Legislature in order to protest a vote to make it illegal to cut off children’s genitals is now on-brand for major corporations. Bud Light hires a man who explains that he carries tampons in his purse and who cosplays everything from being a 6-year-old girl to Audrey Hepburn. It is the new normal.

Soon we will have major corporate brands who sponsor the surgeons who mutilate children. They can wear patches on their White Coats specifying that this castration is sponsored by Johnny Walker! The surgeon belted a few back before he slices! You can too!

Maybe castration scholarships are in the works? Tattoo “Smirnoff” on your backside and you get free booze for life! Bonus points if you TikTok your “top surgery” with a brand logo.

Smirnoff is helping pay the freight for Maxine’s activism. If you drink alcohol chances are that you, too are subsidizing it. Diageo has 200 brands for your drinking pleasure, and it’s pretty hard to avoid giving them a slice of your paycheck if you like a belt or two.

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All you Guinness drinkers? Have a pint and toast “Maxine.” Perhaps the bars can give you a commemorative napkin with a 10% off coupon for his Onlyfans.

I used to assume that the home of degeneracy in the West was the European continent, but it appears that as Europe pulls back from the worst of its moral excesses the Anglosphere is picking up the slack. The United States, Great Britain, Australia, and New Zealand are filled with cultural Marxists itching to corrupt our culture.

How does one boycott a company this astronomically large? I wouldn’t begin to know. Perhaps one brand at a time? And unlike going after Bud Light, fewer people will switch from Guinness to some other brand because the alternatives are fewer.

If you like molasses, tar, and alcohol mixed together, Guinness is probably your beer.

The Establishment is so large, so wealthy, so powerful, and so pervasive that it’s difficult to avoid submitting to their control.

So we wind up, through our purchases, subsidizing freaks exposing themselves to children.

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